Don't Tell Me What to Do

Who exactly do you think you are?

You seem to think that you know me, and my life story.

You decided that you are the authority on my lifestyle and the choices that I make.

You don't know. You don't get to call me names and you don't get to tell me that what I am doing isn't okay.

Do not come into my house and tell me that I can't have a guest over just because your kid is moving out.

I am not a terrible person for deciding that the person I was with was a drain on me emotionally and financially.

I am not going to apologize for my actions.

You're at a Women's Clinic Why?

Apparently you don't have anything else better to do...

I realize you're retired, and your grandchildren don't come visit you (that's sad) but is it really necessary for you to stand outside of a women's clinic and pass judgement?

It's 8AM asshole! Pack up your walkers, toss out your signs, and Go THE FUCK HOME! Because you have zero reason to be here.

If there is one thing I can't stand, it's children on busses.

And for those of you who like to stand outside women's clinics... Please proceed to go fuck yourself.

Why, why, why?

Why do you feel like you are the authority on what a woman Can and Cannot do with her own body? (Especially you Old Man)

You don't know her.

You don't know her story.

You don't know what she's going through.

Roommate Disagreements

Roommates suck!

For the most part having roommates is awesome. You can save on expenses, live in a nicer place, have built in friends (sometimes) and it is definitely not lonely, unless everyone you live with is a hermit...

However,

Listen to your friends and friends of friends when they tell you

DO NOT LIVE WITH THEM!!!

It has been about a month since I moved in with my sister and our significant others (not the greatest idea having only been with said SO's for about 4 months) and I'm about ready to "Hop the nope train to Fuckthatville!" But from the beginning I wasn't on board with her boyfriend living with us. Because I very much dislike him.

I promise that my "How to NOT be a Shitty Fucking Roommate" post isn't going to be super biased though. As much as I do not like him, these are legitimate things that make your roommates want you gone.

Children & Restaurants

Two things that REALLY don't go together.

When did eating out at restaurants become a right? When I was a kid if I misbehaved in a restaurant and disturbed the people just sitting at my own table, I was brought outside and made to sit in the car. Alone. While everyone else got to enjoy their meal.

Of course... now that's illegal... but come on!

If your child is going to 

A) Run around like a monkey on crack

B) Scream like a banshee being branded

or C) Destroy the goddamn restaurant...

Do us all a favour...

LEAVE THE BITCHES AT HOME!

Bathroom Etiquette

Some people are disgusting!

I just had to revisit the bathroom thing... I was told that my original bathroom post was too slanted towards my experience in Co-Ed residence bathrooms, hence the title change... If you've got the time I encourage you to go comment on that post with your bathroom experiences (assuming that people actually read this shit.) This shouldn't have to be a thing but, bitches need to wash their hands!!

Accessible Parking

They are there for a reason...

I have a particular hatred for people who unnecessarily use handicapped parking spots.

 My mother has needed those spots for the majority of my life, and I have seen how difficult it can be for her and others when people are taking advantage of these reserved spaces.

Do you know what the requirements are to qualify for a parking permit? I can tell you if you don't.

It's after the jump... 

Riding The Bus

Oh public transportation...

It's inexpensive, gets you from one place to another, and is such a wonderful source of bitch material. The amount of oblivious assholes who happen to frequent this service is actually astonishing. 

Top 5 Patrons
5. Chatty Cathy
4. Puddles
3. Wanna Be's
2. Litterbugs
1. Spin Master Asshole