Bathroom Etiquette

Some people are disgusting!

I just had to revisit the bathroom thing... I was told that my original bathroom post was too slanted towards my experience in Co-Ed residence bathrooms, hence the title change... If you've got the time I encourage you to go comment on that post with your bathroom experiences (assuming that people actually read this shit.) This shouldn't have to be a thing but, bitches need to wash their hands!!

Really, how gross is that? I bet you it's that prissy bitch who lines the toilet seat with half the roll before hovering over the seat who's evading the bathroom sink too.

And it's not just the females... My boyfriend told me about the horrors of the men's room.

Guys... when you've just walked out of that stall. No one thinks that you just went in there to pee.

I don't give a shit if you do or you don't... If I don't see it I can claim ignorance, and ignorance is bliss.

But wash your fucking hands. God knows what you did in that stall... Relieved your bowels, changed your tampon... Unless you've got rubber gloves that you're using and disposing of in secret hand washing is a must.

Rule number one of potty training. I realize that may have been a long time ago, but it's not like you took a couple years off from using the bathroom and the skills have escaped you. It's really not that difficult.

Although there are probably grosser things that people touch: 

money, handrails, elevator buttons, doorknobs...

Could you do us all favour and in the presence of others, at least pretend to wash your hands? Don't make eye contact with that other person in the bathroom and just walk out. That is awkward as fuck, and unsanitary.

Go through the motions. Wet your hands down, at this point we don't really care if you use soap. Just rinse and dry so people don't judge you, because we are judging you.

Enjoy, Subscribe, Tell Your Friends...

and don't be a fuck.