Two things that REALLY don't go together.
When did eating out at restaurants become a right? When I was a kid if I misbehaved in a restaurant and disturbed the people just sitting at my own table, I was brought outside and made to sit in the car. Alone. While everyone else got to enjoy their meal.
Of course... now that's illegal... but come on!
If your child is going to
A) Run around like a monkey on crack
B) Scream like a banshee being branded
or C) Destroy the goddamn restaurant...
Do us all a favour...
LEAVE THE BITCHES AT HOME!
